An Open Letter to Beyoncé Regarding Her Ill-Advised Photo Embargo

Hey Bey: We need to discuss this photography firewall your camp has recently attempted to erect around you. First of all, I love you. Please remember as we go forward that I am unshakably convinced that you are a magical she-stallion of blinding, white-hot radness. Keep that in mind because it’s about to smell like tough love in here.

4 weeks ago
higregjohnson:

GREG JOHNSON

Yep.

higregjohnson:

GREG JOHNSON

Yep.

Rob Delaney: Somebody asked me to make this Q/A rebloggable. So I did. ———————— Q:...

robdelaney:

Somebody asked me to make this Q/A rebloggable. So I did.
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Q: When you say you want to have sex with fat ladies it’s funny because that’s weird and gross, right?
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No, I say it because I’m 6’3” and weigh 225 lbs. so I’m generally most attracted to…

Amen.

2 months ago - 554
This is the end of November? I’ll take it!

This is the end of November? I’ll take it!

Just felt I should really start this thing off with a bang...

5 months ago
Oh apartment, I shall miss you. (Taken with instagram)

Oh apartment, I shall miss you. (Taken with instagram)